Cuss and swear words, mantras fabric handmade key chain, key fob, key wristlet, customizable with embroidery, names and sayings

These key chains are just the badass subtle daily reminder you need! They are completely handmade using 100% cotton, heavy interfacing and heavy duty hardware. Each comes with a matching tassel. They are made to comfortably fit over the wrist and make carrying groceries, kids, pets or a cold beverage...much easier. They are all embroidered using durable embroidery thread and made to last!

1. Pick your fabric
2. Pick your saying - Click Custom Msg in drop down if you want your own saying or Name.

If you would like to add your name to the second side of these, there is an additional $4.00 charge. Please indicate in Message to seller and we will charge separately for additional side.

We will chose thread color that best suits the fabric you chose as well as font unless you indicate otherwise. Etsy unfortunately doesn't give us many variation boxes to give you. You can put font and color requests in notes to seller when purchasing.

*Be aware of color combinations. Light fabrics do best with dark threads, and dark fabrics do best with light threads. When picking a font, bold ones work great for names and smaller phrases but won't work for long sentences. ( #3 & #6 are very big and bold). You will get best results, allowing us to pick.

*Pictures of fabrics represent a wristlet not yet sewn so you can see the best possible patterning. Be aware that they may vary depending on where fabric is cut in pattern.

Feel free to message with special requests including other fabrics. We have hundreds of yards of miscellaneous fabrics that didn't make the cut because we are limited on yardage.

Our current sayings are as follows:

Fucking Badass.
Zero Fucks Given.
Asshole.
Twat Waffle.
Don't do stupid shit. Love, Mom
Don't do stupid shit. Love, Dad
Gangsta AF
Sober AF
Mom AF
Wife AF
Married AF
Granny AF
Fuck this.
Fuck.
What the fuck?
Fuck all y'all.
Badass.
Badass Bitch.
Salty Bitch.
Salty Beach.
Beach Please.
Unfuckwithable.
Don't be a twat waffle.
Hakuna Mafuckit
First of all...
Calm your tits.
Best Bitches.
I'll cut a bitch.
I'm fucking Magical.
Fucking Fancy.
Eat a dick.
Bitch, don't kill my vibe.
Fucking Delight.
Fuck you.
Beauty. Brains. Booty.
Boss Bitch.
Take no shit, do no harm.
Please fuck off.
Fresh outta fucks.
Keep fucking going.
For fucks sake.
Hot mess express.
Raise Hell
Fuck it.
Classy AF
Gay AF
Fuck, yeah.
Namaste bitches
Let that shit go.
Live, laugh, fuck off.
Be fucking kind.

All wristlets come gift wrapped with a free all weather sticker that is truly badass ( it is a surprise!). We pride ourselves on having the best and most entertaining merch and wrapping!

All custom orders are non returnable.

Thank you for being a badass customer!